FJALET E FUNDIT(ma te njoftuna)
                                                   

                                                    - Kena me qen të sigurt, pas këti gjamit.
                                                    - Normal që është sterile.
                                                    - Është shum i urt, mundesh edhe kryt në goj me ja shti.
                                                    - Ka qen taze, javen e kaluar.
                                                    - Po, po, këto kpurdha hahen.
                                                    - Këpute telin e kuq...
                                                    - Qashtut edhe duhet mu ndigju.
                                                    - Kena kerozin, edhe per disa or fluturimi.
                                                    - Mos u tut, sulmojin vetem kur jan uritur.
                                                    - Muj mi nalë frymen ma shum se ti.
                                                    - Shefi nuk idhnohet.
                                                    - Mos u brengos, rudhet pasi që te lahet.
                                                    - Ska gjasa m` me gjet në orman.
                                                    - Kurgjo smundet me ja nis mrapsht.
                                                    - Ma jep qibritin, po më duket që rezervoari është i shprazet.
                                                    - Normal që arusha smundet me hi këtu.
                                                    - S`me nevojitet body-gard....
                                                    - Lirisht tregoj, që je shoki im.
                                                    - Besom!
                                                    - Hiq nuk dhem.
                                                    - Thika sësht pernime.
                                                    - Mos ta nin, e kom koqit pushken.
                                                    - Pije kët.
                                                    - Ha! Ha! Ky sen as mizen se myt.
                                                    - Loqka jeme, e kom mbyll deren.
                                                    - Parashuti është i ri.
                                                    - Ej (hik), kape biren (hik) dhe kqyrni qeta...
                                                    - Tash është momenti. Ja tash, ja kur...
                                                    - Ha! Ha! E kan vetem për me na tut.
                                                    - Kurkush ska mi mar vesh. 
                                                    - Ski ti bole, me gjujt!
                                                    - Ups!
                                                    - A mir, a keq?
                                                    - Hej, pse po bon kja shshsshshsh...

                                                                  u bo tash